Or: Two Drags as stewardesses go
I do not know exactly, who came up with the idea, gedresst to fly from Cologne back. Probably Sheila, but this fact alone – So fly gedresst -, the others should have been brought to the brink of Herzinfaktes, not long enough to us. We want more – as we always want more. “More” meant in this case the idea, that we were supposed to fly as air hostesses.
Although my colleague said, we had a blast, but of such a statement, we can not at all what I call and discourage unusual projects…. Solely the stewardess costume was still missing.
An evening browsing the internet and various carnival stores later we had decided on a costume, that fortunately was still early enough that we had to properly clothed from Cologne to fly back to – sodenn we would reach our plane…
However, since we, when we were completely finished gedresst and slowly release would had noticed, that our dearest Fokker 100 should start flying Air Berlin half an hour earlier than we thought, Rush was announced. … We had so want to be there half an hour later and now lateness already this whole half hour.
Fortunately, Miss Sarah-Maria made her name all honor …as was the still??? “Courageous” or so… matter in any case they knüppelte their car with us in it through the city and worst curves with actual tire squeal to Cologne-Bonn Airport, so we came just in time to check in. All good. It would not fly without us.
But to boarding should take a long time, and the Cologne-Bonn airport has really only minor shopping for two shopping addict stewardesses… So off to the security area and through the barrier by…
Piiiiiiiep bei Sheila
Piiiiiiiep bei mir
Well, there was probably a little more metal to us, than we had thought. while relatively quickly it turned on me, that my hair clips, that the boat stopped the problem was, Sheila had to show even in the cabin to, what she wore underneath as… …Told in confidence – but do not tell anyone – it was fine strips in a figure-enhancing garment… But psst. …I think so, Dame, Sheila examined only wanted to look more closely… even so, it was determined.
Anyone who knows us, the white, that we like to stand out, but this time actually just stared at us little people – and these were almost exclusively employed in any capacity at the airport. Tsts immer diese Stalker 😉
While we then sat in the waiting room and waited again Bordingprocedere, Sheila introduced me to a guy's attention… That was back there Ahmad Mohammed, who was already been on the way in our machine. Ahmad Wer??? Now Sheila told me about THE Bodyguard in Berlin and the protector of stars like Heidi Klum and Sylvester Stallone, Pamela Anderson suppose suppose suppose… and make it easy for me to explain. Ahmad Muhammad was something like this in Berlin as :Mataina Ah wie süß: – but just in a different industry. Okay, such examples, I can understand. So I can work. Why not the same as?
Although I did not know him yet, but with something I rely on the nose so my companion – and when the said, that would be worth a picture with him, then I will not tell me twice and then I'm going. Friendly he was and he was happy for us two images available.
Then eventually the Bordingprocedere went out and we had planned, to board the plane as the last, drum that was probably the first snake since determined one years, which we do not vorbeistöckelten with reference to any guest list….
Fortunately, we were driven to the aircraft so we came actually to boot, to pose just before the aircraft and Sheila flirting on the stairs even with our pilot. Tstst. She made eyes at him to be allowed to briefly look into the cockpit later…
They gave us the seats at the emergency exits, suspected, because we made with our experience 25 Years stewardesses training were best suited. Nevertheless, we were not made aware shortly afterwards, what to do, when the three-time call “Evacuate” would….
Should anyone – So, for example, Sheila – me three times evacuate sweet whisper in the ear, I would tear the lining of the Nothebeln immediately, remove the entire window and immediately after totter out on the wing and the rest of the crew are as good Stewardeuzö and advice available…
That would be no problem. Only one thing made me a little worried. On the wings was clearly, that they may not be entered… Somehow, again addressed the… Well fortunately whistled Sheila me the password is not in his ear and I did not have to decide between “To rescue passengers from certain death” or “the wing was as black on white there: not to enter”… Pooh .. achwas bravely we had the passengers – and rescued the crew and at the same time paying attention still on it, to totter no holes in the wings.
But we did not need so we could devote ourselves to the more pleasant side of the flight. The food and drinks. Chips und Prosecco, which was offered to us directly… The nice flight attendant, to us the whole imagination- and decreased Sicherheitsvorführkram said even though, Prosecco is actually banned in the service, But as Sheila answered correctly. “Is a time and alcohol is alcohol” Furthermore, what will happen to us already, we have next to the stewardess place both still day-long side jobs. Shall they cheer us up in drag Airways. Für nen Prosecco gehen wir das Risiko gerne ein 😉
Btw. the nice woman flight attendant said yet, our shoes were not genuine uniform shoes. …And I always thought 11 cm above the clouds are mandatory… Is so, or??? Unless, I do not want to work there. Flat shoes… tsts
Well, We arrived safely in Berlin and before we left the plane we had to make a couple of nice photos. Sheila with the pilot, I prefer using both real stewardesses.
It was a great action and a lot of fun. Should actually almost better than the Cologne Pride in its entirety, we do strongly again. 🙂